I am going to die laughing
What if Thor saw this when he arrived on that plane
I ship it.
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM OH MY GOSH YES I SHIP IT HARRRRRD
Kinda had to do it.
If there were a graphic of Loki doing this, though
So much double meaning
For your viewing pleasure, here are (currently) working links to all three. Enjoy them whilest they exhist!
Avengers Alternate Opening: Opening
Avengers Alternate Ending: Ending
Avengers Deleted Bruce Scene: Bruce
Avengers Deleted Steve Scene: Steve
Avengers Deleted Nick Scene: Nick
Avengers Deleted Loki and Clint Scene: Loki and Barton
Avengers Behind the Scenes: Joss
Avengers Gag Reel: Epic Funiness
Okay, peace out. ^^
“Now, Thor, look at the camera like everyone else.”
“Please, everyone else is cooperating.”
“Is that dragon?”
“Thor, concentrate— Where are you going?!”
honestly more amused by bruce’s Blue Steel.
Best underreaction ever.
That guy needs his own movie.
In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities. The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.
Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids. He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.
When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.
Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.